The Bad And The Goo'd/Transcript

Will: ''It started as a normal day. But once I found him, nothing was ever the same.'' Hey, Jake!

Jake: Hey, Will. So, how should we celebrate your birthday?

Will: Normally. Don’t go all out and give me something weird.

Jake: What can I say?

Will: Yeah, but gifts go to me, not you.

Jake: True. So, whatcha want?

Will: Surprise me. But something like me. You know me.

Jake: Okay.

Will: Alright, see you soon!

Jake: Wait, I got an idea. [Pulls Will by the arm behind a wall] Here’s the idea. We skip school and have some fun in town.

Will: Eh…

Jake: This is your 11th birthday. We only get one of these.

Will: You get every birthday once.

Jake: Listen. We’re skipping school. Now. [Squints]

Will: (Shaken) Well, I guess I could. (Whispers) Even though I don’t wanna.

Jake: Wooh! Let’s go! [Runs away from school]

Will: While I was running, I felt something weird under my foot. [Squish] Huh? [Sees rock where he stepped]

Jake: Will, are you thinking about ditching this?

Will: No, I heard a squishing sound, but nothing would make a squishing sound behind me. [Checks foot]

Goo: Hello! My name is Goo.

Will: (Screams)

Jake: What is it, Will?

Goo: Oops. Did I scare you? Sorry if I did.

Will: You kinda did. ''That led me to questions. “What was he doing here?” “Why did he come to me?” “Was he wanting to come home with me?”'' This is… weird.

Jake: Who said their name is Goo?

Will: [Lifts up foot] He’s right here.

Goo: Hello.

Jake: [Eyes expand] Am I seeing this right? A talking blob of goo?

Goo: That’s a way of describing me.

Will: What do you want?

Goo: I don’t know. After all my Goo friends left me, I wandered about, and you squished me. I was wondering why you did that.

Will: I didn’t mean it. [Pulls off foot] We should go, or we’re gonna get caught and probably in trouble. [Runs with Jake]

Scene cuts to street

Will: [Skids to a stop with Jake] We should be good now. So, what do you wanna do? Also, do you have any enemies that are coming for you?

Goo: Hmm… I’m not sure I do have an enemy. I also have no idea what to do.

Will: What’d you do back with your old friends?

Goo: We did some swimming, played cards, and watched the sunset.

Jake: That seems short.

Goo: We did other things, but those are my favorites.

Will: That’s a good list of fun activities, though. The pool’s not frozen, so we can go swim. We got some cards back home, and we can sit outside and watch.

Goo: Great! I didn’t know you had all these things!

Will: It’s regular human things. Let’s go get our swimmin’ on!

Scene cuts to the pool

Will: [Walks up to the pool] You have a pool this big?

Goo: Never! Also, we had to get reservations just to get into the pool and not be it.

Jake: You had to be the pool?

Goo: We only get natural water, so we have to be the pool. We can be water. [Morphs into the water, spills out of Will’s hand, morphs into base self] See?

Will: Yikes. Well, nobody’s here, and it’s not made by a reservation.

Goo: (Gasps) YES!

Will: Hop in! [Cannonballs into the pool with Goo]

Goo: [Swims up] Woo-hoo! This is great! [Swims around]

Jake: Let’s play a game of Hide-and-seek! Will, you’re it. The player last found is the new seeker.

Will: Alright. Here goes. [Turns around, notices water snake] Huh?

Jake: Go hide somewhere. [Swims downwards]

Goo: Ooh, I got an idea. [Morphs into the water, face floats away]

Will: [Backs up] This isn’t good. [Water snake grabs Will by the tail] (Screams)

Jake: [Swims upwards] That didn’t sound fine. [Looks around, notices Will strangled by water snake] Oh no, you don’t! Goo! Emergency!

Goo: Got it! [Morphs into a slingshot, Jake shoots rock, water snake releases grip on Will] Take that, you slippery savage!

Jake: Wow, you’re not kidding when you say you can morph into anything! [Water snake swims away] Yeah, swim while you still can!

Goo: What would we have done if he stayed?

Jake: You transform into something I can whack it with.

Goo: Oh, yeah. Well, time to continue playing Hide-and-seek.

Will: [Turns away] 1, 2, 3, 4…

Goo: [Morphs into the water, face floats away, Jake swims downwards]

Will: … 9, 10! Time to find you! [Turns around]

Scene cuts to the backyard of Will’s house, sunset

Will: Hmm… [Looks back and forth, plays card] 4.

Jake: I have a 6. [Plays card]

Goo: [Plays card] Ace.

Will: Dang it! [Throws cards down]

Jake: And I was so close!

Goo: Still got it. [Notices sunset] Guys, the sunset is happening!

Will: [Wind blows] Oh, that feels great.

Jake: So calming. [Sits in chair]

Will: [Sits in the chair next to Jake] Yeah, it is.

Goo: (Snoring)

[Cuts to credits]