Exploring The Surface/Transcript

Will: [Walks into Science class with Goo in hands] Alright, Goo. It's time for school again.

Goo: Okay. I hope nobody wants to come too close. But you'll protect me. [Will sits down, notices Rico]

Rico: Hello, Goo.

Goo: Hey, Rico. So, I guess it’s time to explore the surface!

Will: Sorry, but today’s a school day. Tomorrow’s a Saturday, however.

Rico: Sat-er-day?

Will: Never mind. We have time tomorrow. We can explore the surface then.

Goo: Okay, sounds good.

Rico: Don’t you mean, “Goo’d?”

Goo: Oh, yeah!

Scene cuts to house, next morning

Will: [Wakes up, stretches] Oh, this is good.

Goo: [Opens door] Hey, Will!

Will: (Sleepy) Hello, Goo.

Goo: I made us breakfast! It’s good! Are you coming down soon?

Will: [Stretches] Yeah, give me a sec. I’ll be down there soon.

Goo: Well, I’ll be down there when you’re ready!

Scene cuts to the dining room

Rico: [Will walks downstairs] Okay, let’s see if we can morph you into a believable human. [Notices Will] Good morning, Will! Hope you like breakfast, because we have a great day ahead of us!

Will: Isn’t it always on weekends?

Rico: Uh… yeah?

Will: Great.

Rico: Okay, try morphing into a human. Maybe try morphing into Will. [Goo morphs into a human] Or this. It’s perfect! [Morphs into mirror]

Goo: Wow, this is perfect! Now I can blend in!

Will: True you can blend in, but someone could run across you two and eventually figure out you’re not a human.

Rico: He does have a point.

Goo: But how would we disguise ourselves fully?

Will: [Realizes] Now that I say it out loud, that just feels impossible. You guys morph into whatever you want!

Rico: You are right about that, too. Alright, then. Let’s go!

The scene cuts to the sidewalk

Will: So, what do you wanna do?

Rico: I don’t know, because we have the entire area.

Will: How about the museum? Nothing bad there.

Goo: Sounds good. [Will slaps face] What, Will?

Will: How do you guys not know what the weeks are, but you know what a museum is?

Goo: We have that in the Underlands.

Will: Oh, okay. Sure. Anyways, let’s go!

Scene cuts to museum

Will: [Walks in with Rico and Goo] It’s a great museum. See what I meant?

Goo: We’ve never had museums this good.

Adam: (Whistling) [Walks out of the museum holding a brush, notices Will] Hello. I am Adam, the curator of this museum. If you have any questions about anything, come ask me. Just take a museum map if you need to as well.

Rico: Thank you, Adam. [Takes museum map]

Will: You guys go, meet back here in about two hours.

Scene cuts to Sculptures room

Goo: [Walks in] Woah! Sculptures! They’re so fun to touch! [Sees a sign] And a sign. “Do not touch the sculptures.” Well, if art’s taught me anything, it’s that looking from afar can be appreciative. [Sees intricate sculpture] And this museum isn’t making life easy.

Adam: [Walks in, brushes dust off of sculpture]

Goo: Um, Adam? Have you read the sign?

Adam: Oh, the sign saying you can’t touch the sculptures. I’m dusting. After years of collecting dust, these things need to be dusted.

Goo: Well, can I help dust?

Adam: I don’t think you’re one of my helpers. If you sign up, then maybe you could help out.

Goo: Well, why not start now? [Morphs into brush]

Adam: Wait, what? You’re not a human? You just looked like one.

Goo: Thank you! I’m a Gooian, so I just morph into whatever I want!

Adam: This is perfect! A new species I’ve never heard of! This will be so noteworthy! Tell me about your species and how it works.

Scene cuts to paintings room

Rico: What? This room has no moving paintings! That’s not right.

Evelyn: [Walks in] What are you talking about? These paintings don’t move.

Rico: I thought you had moving pictures! Pictures like these are supposed to move.

Evelyn: Where are you from to have moving pictures?

Rico: The Underlands. They have a whole museum dedicated to moving photos and paintings!

Evelyn: Wait, let me get this straight. You’re telling me that you live underground with a museum full of moving paintings? That’s very weird.

Rico: You’d have to see it, then. Can you go down that drain? [Points to drain]

Evelyn: I question who made this set, but no. I can’t fit down that drain.

Rico: [Slaps face] Of course! Rico, stop thinking everyone’s a Gooian.

Evelyn: Did you just say, Gooian? What’s that?

Rico: A goo-like species, as I’m told. Why? (Silence) Oh, this isn’t good.

Scene blacks out and cut back to the sculptures room

Goo: And, that’s it!

Adam: Wow, thanks! It’s kinda hard running a museum. (Rico faintly screams) What was that?

Goo: Wait, that’s Rico! [Runs towards paintings room]

Adam: I’m coming, too! [Runs with Goo]

The scene cuts back to the paintings room

Rico: [Morphs into goo, squeezes away from Evelyn] Why does everyone want me?

Goo: To the rescue! [Jumps onto Evelyn, squeezes over her eyes]

Evelyn: AAH! Where is anything?!

Will: What’re you guys doing?

Goo: Stopping Rico from being taken by this person. Sorry, but he’s my friend. [Pulls Evelyn to the ground, jumps off her] There. I did it.

Adam: Is she okay?

Rico: Gooians have used this move for ages. Everything’s fine. She’ll just be shaken for a while.

Adam: Well, that’s fine. She did barely anything here, anyways. So, she’s fired, and Goo, you’re hired.

Goo: Yes! [Jumps] You won’t regret this, Will.

Adam: So, for the schedule, you can come in and dust on the weekends and Wednesdays.

Goo: Sorry, I need to figure out what you just said. I’ll be back, then. See ya!

Scene cuts to the bedroom, nighttime

Goo: Oh, was that fun, Rico.

Rico: Not for me. I told her about Gooians.

Goo: Hey, me too. Besides, I’m always here to help if you need it.

Rico: Thanks. You’re an awesome friend.

Goo: So are you.