Spilling The King/Transcript

King: [Paces back and forth] Oh, please tell me he got them. [Temple jumps down with Goo and Rico] Finally.

Temple: Hard to find. Now, payment. [King gives a bag of Gems to Temple] Thank you.

King: [Walks to cell, dumps Goo and Rico in, shuts the door] Sorry, but you can’t be up there. [Leaves]

The scene cuts to cell, midnight

Goo: [Wakes up] Oh, how long’s it been? I feel great but really tired. Rico, wake up.

Rico: [Wakes up] Oh, where are we? This isn’t Will’s room.

Goo: Wait, this is the Underlands.

Rico: Guard, how long until we’re out?

Guard: A while.

Goo: Exact time?

Guard: He told me forever. So, I gotta be paid well to protect that long.

Rico: Can you get the King?

Guard: Sure. (Shouts) King!

King: [Walks towards Guard] Okay, what is it?

Goo: Okay, why’s life gotta be like this? You try to protect us, but your definition of “protection” is different than mine.

King: I can’t have you just walking around where you have no protection against anything.

Goo: Actually, Will is our sub-protector.

King: “Sub?”

Goo: Rico and I have survived for about a month or 2 up there on the surface and learned a lot. Everyone that goes to the surface survives.

King: True, but-

Goo: Then let us out. We can live on the surface.

King: Okay, no. Protection in our land is key. We have no attacks down here. We’ll be safe.

Goo: But it’s so boring. We walk around aimlessly and do nothing. I don’t know a single Gooian above age 10 is happy down here doing nothing.

King: You are my son. Stop disobeying your father.

Goo: You know what? Fine. I don’t even have to have a father. It’s the fact that I’ve got people I love. I don’t need to be goo to be family. Well, I guess you do, but that’s against the point I’m trying to make. I have friends and what I see as a great friend. I’m really sad you’re not behaving as well as a dad would. Cause right now, you’re acting like… I probably shouldn’t say that, it’s a kid’s show after all.

King: True, can’t deny that. But seriously, no surface.

Goo: Can I at least go see Roller one last time?

King: No. You’re in here until you remember that your life should be lived down here. [Leaves]

Goo: Uggh, this is annoying. Right, Rico?

Rico: (Monotone) But he makes a good point of staying down here.

Goo: Huh?

Rico: We should all stay down here and stay a civilization of regular Gooians. If we go to the surface, we might kick the bucket.

Goo: Okay, this is new. Rico, wake up in there.

Rico: But Rico is awake. And he’s right here.

Goo: [Glares at Rico] Okay, fine. (Monotone) We all should just live down here and become one with the land we live in.

King: [Walks in, opens door] Okay, you guys can come out now. You’ve learned your lesson.

Goo: (Normal) Not this time! [Runs to pipe, jumps up to surface]

King: Temple, Rico. After Goo. [Temple and Rico jump up the pipe]

The scene cuts to Will’s house

Goo: Finally. [Slips underneath door] Hey, Will!

Will: Hello? [Sees Goo] Oh, finally! You’ve been missing for days! I tried putting up wanted posters, but nobody seemed to find you. Well, now that you’re back-

Goo: Yeah, let’s hide. I heard that 2 Gooians are after me. My life is on the line, so please help me with what I’m gonna do.

The scene fast forwards to the afternoon

Temple: [Opens door quietly, turns hands into bow and arrow, shoots an arrow, arrow hits an invisible wall, bounces back to Temple] They put up a wall. How about we go through the back door?

Rico: Yeah, smart.

Will: [Runs at Temple and Rico, kicks them] See ya!

Goo: Yes! [Realises] (Gasp) I forgot that Rico came to get me just now!

Will: So? [Realises] Oh, right. Well, he’ll be fine. Hopefully.

Goo: Also, how’d you learn to kick like that?

Will: Soccer. I can teach you some of it.

Goo: I’d like that. Well, we probably won’t see Rico for a while, possibly 2 episodes.

Will: Yeah. So, you wanna go play some soccer?

Goo: Sure! I’d love to!

Will: Let me get Jake to come over and keep score for us. [Calls Jake] Yeah, could you come over sometime and play some soccer with me and Goo?

Jake: (On phone) Sure! I’ll bring Rocko to come and we’ll do a 2v2. You and Goo versus me and Rocko.

Will: Yeah, sure. Meet me here tomorrow. I have to teach Goo how to play first. [Hangs up] He’s coming over tomorrow. Now, here’s how to play… (Voice fades out)

The screen cuts to outside the house, moon

Goo: (Distant) This’ll be fun!

The screen cuts to Underlands

King: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You didn’t catch Goo again. Well, looks like the stakes have to be made clear and higher. I will go take him here myself. Goo won’t know what’s coming.

Rico: Can we come with you to help?

King: Sorry, but you can’t. Unless you can prove to me that you can go and get Goo. Then, I will allow you two to come with me and collect him. How’s that sound?

Temple: King, can I tell you what happened?

King: Yes, Temple.

Temple: We were outside of the person housing Goo. I opened the door and shot an arrow, but there was this invisible wall, so it bounced off of it. Then, the person in the house kicked us back where we started. I wanted to go back, but Rico here said to come down and tell you the bad news. [Glares at Rico] So, yeah, that’s all.

King: Thank you for that. Now, on with the second chance trial. Guards, bring out Rusher.

Guards: [Leave, come back with Rusher]

Rusher: Alright. So, what is it, King? [Zooms over to King]

King: What you have to do is hide somewhere nearby, and wait there for a little while. I’ll signal, and you rush back. If they can get you before I signal, then tell them they won and you can rush back with them.

Rusher: Got that. See ya! [Zooms up pipe]